- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is average.

a seal walks into a club.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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