Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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