Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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