Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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How are you this morning?

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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