Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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