How are you this morning?

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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