What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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