How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Are you a tree? No.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Har har hey

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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