Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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call of duty world at war

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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