- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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