How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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if you read this you are gay

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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