How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Har har hey

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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George Bush.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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