Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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