- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

George Bush.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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