Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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George Bush.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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