There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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