- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

this is not a joke.

There's a god, just kidding.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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