- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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