- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

why does column have a letter n?

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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