A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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420

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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