Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Gorden Brown.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Penis.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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