whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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The WNBA.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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