A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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