- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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