There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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david poredos

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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