- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Where's my tractor?

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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