- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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