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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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