- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

womens rights.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Rebecca Black.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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