- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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