Nice belt.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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You just read this ..

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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watch a i d s left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for him. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed Nextel to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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