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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Rebecca Black.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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womens rights.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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