Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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People Order Our Patties

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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