who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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People Order Our Patties

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Anti Joke

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