- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Like this joke, bitch.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

A seal walks into a club.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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