- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Autism speaks but not really

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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