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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Xzibit

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

He walked in a bar

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

whats polish and black a polish black person

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Hitler

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Xzibit

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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