Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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whats chinese noodles

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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I'm Batman.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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