Health food.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Whats red and dirty? Her period

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

why does column have a letter n?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

FUCK THE JEWS

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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