Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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