- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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