Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

cliché rebecca black joke.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Christianity

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Type better antijokes above

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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