- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Apple juice.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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