- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Hey, Max!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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