What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Nickleback.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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