- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Christianity

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Chinese men having large penis.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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