Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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