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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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