Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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CRY

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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