- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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