What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What did the fish say after he

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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