why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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