Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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boo

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Justin Bieber

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A man buys a prius

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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