- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Your future.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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