An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Penis

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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I was once a hamster.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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