- Anti Joke

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Yanter, Look it up

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o