- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

How come anti jokes r funny

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

42, that is all

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Liverpool City Football Club

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Abortion

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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