Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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The Holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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I like your hair

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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