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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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