Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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