What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

women's rights.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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