- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

One below was by me: Walter H

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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