Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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anal seepage

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Penis

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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this site is an antijoke

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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