You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Xzibit

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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