Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Nickleback.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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24

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Penis

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