Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

I <3 Hitler

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Religionh

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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