Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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