Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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