- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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