Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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women's rights.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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