- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

why did the man die? he was shot

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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